Wolverine by Gabriele Dell’otto

(Source: super-nerd, via 4lber7)

Timestamp: 1397940437

4lber7:
What has been the worst customer you dealt with?

There’s this one woman that used to come in at night. Sometimes she’d come in 3 minutes before we close and get mad that everything was already cleaned. She would order very complex drinks, mixing different kinds of teas and what have you, pay for it, hate it, demand a refund, and then ask to be compensated for her troubles. So she would walk out with a free drink most of the times that she came in. She even had the gall to ask for the drink we refunded her on too because we were “just going to throw it away anyways.”

One day she came in and started asking a lot of questions. I’m helping her out and this line began to form behind her, so my coworker pulls her aside to the far end of the bar and helps her sample our teas while I take the other customer’s orders. This woman though, becomes enraged that I didn’t take her order first and loudly starts to call me racist and calls me a bitch. For everyone to hear. After complaining for literally ten minutes, she comes back over to me, I’m keeping a straight face, and I apologize for offending her. She said, “Oh it’s alright. I know you didn’t mean anything bad.” And she leaves. With a free drink mind you.

ryanjjohn:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

OMG

(Source: i.chzbgr.com)

Timestamp: 1397930614

killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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  • Trackname:

    Shut Up And Let Me Go
  • Artist:

    The Ting Tings
  • Album:

    We Started Nothing

Who let me own animals?l

Timestamp: 1397920059

I’ve had two hours of sleep, been up since four, and I work a double shift. Tell me something random. Give me something to think about while I mindlessly work. I beg of you.

humanoidhistory:

"The Earth is just too small and fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in."

—Robert A. Heinlein

(Source: hq.nasa.gov, via citadelbloodbeard)

Timestamp: 1397911698

laurenmarx:

This is my latest work that I completed yesterday. I am entering it in a black and white drawing contest. enjoy! -Lauren

Prints available at Society6.com/LaurenMarx

Timestamp: 1397908943

frenchfett:

Boba Fett

(F*ck You Sarlacc)

By Mr Jake Paker

(via everyoneburnsinthishell)

Timestamp: 1397908540

Anonymous:
I keep bragging to my friends about you. They sound pretty intrigued and jealous.

Wha…who…??? Reveal thine self and explain more to me in great detail!! :O

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Currently in fr3shr33zy's room. Star Wars everywhere.

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